Random business ideas.

"Rainbow" (rainbeaux) 02/20/2015 at 09:34 • Filed to: None

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1. Traitor Joe's. It only sells products from whichever country America is currently at war with.
2. The Ottoman Empire. Just a furniture store. Also, it plays the "Buy Mode" music from The Sims on loop. There's also a hardware section with the "Build Mode" music playing. And for 30 minutes before opening, the loading screen music plays in the parking lot.

Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Rainbow 02/20/2015 at 09:37

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There's a restaurant called the conflict kitchen

Rainbow > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/20/2015 at 09:42

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Whoa. That's awesome, but really weird that I had the exact same idea without ever hearing of this place. Huh.

crowmolly > Rainbow 02/20/2015 at 09:43

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#1 kind of exists as the Conflict Kitchen in Pittsburgh

crowmolly > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection 02/20/2015 at 09:43

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Dammit, I got tree'd!

newsmctado > Rainbow 02/20/2015 at 09:57

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In the Seinfeld episode "The Non-Fat Yogurt", Jerry makes a joke about the Ottoman Empire: "Like, what was this? A whole empire based on putting your feet up?"